IN DISTORTION WE TRUST
LIQUOR AND POKER
Swedish rock troupe Crucified Barbara plays the kind of all girl rock that splits somewhere in between L7, Hole, The Donnas, and Cycle Sluts from Hell. Heavy with the tongue in cheek lyrics, cock rock posturings, and double entendres, these chicks are smoking hot both in looks and on their instruments (especially on the wah-solos on “My Heart is Black” and “Rock ‘N Roll Bachelor”), a one-two punch guaranteed to set prepubescent boys ablaze. Utilizing punk’s direct approach, metal’s songwriting panache, and grrrl rock grit, IN DISTORTION WE TRUST plays like Joan Jett and Pat Benatar’s teenage daughters discovering the power of rock.