TALES FROM THE WHITE LINE
LIQUOR AND POKER
Three guesses what this English band means by the white line they speak of from the album title. Well, just pop in TALES FROM THE WHITE LINE and feel the Jet by way of Oasis rock seep through your pores for a turn and you can read between the lines more clearly. 12-tracks of sanitized retro rock adorn this disc, whose main mission seems unclear, but contains a slew of the ghosts of rock Ďn rollís past to steer you through a voyage that you can just as easily obtain by watching an hour of VH1 Classic Rock videos. While not at all devoid of talent or style, when it comes down to it, these guys are merely translating an FM rock radio stationís playlist to a throng of eager ears, taking the WB melodrama route a step further.