DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
Drudgingly slow and downright dastardly, the doom-laden Frenchmen known as Monarch! present a twin disc offering filled to capacity, yet which contains only seven songs. So you know that these tracks are bound to be slow crawling cripplers, right? Correct you are, my sludge-mongering associates, DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES is a massacre in slow-mo, making the perfect soundtrack for your Quaalude vacation or if you want time to stand still for any particular reason.